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​
​By: Luke Park

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Writer's Statement: Luke Park is a tenth grader attending The Lawrenceville School in New Jersey. His poems have been published and accepted in the Teen Issue of Inlandia, Hot Dish Magazine, The Juniper Institute, The Bookends Review, The Showbear Family Circus, and The Healing Muse.
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