A Poem Written Entirely From Advertisements
By: Luke Park
Less Guilty, more Pleasure
We'll finish that for you.
Let's face it, nothing does it like
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and Background screenings for safer online dating at a 50% discount.
In which of the following do you already have significant experience (check all that apply)?
Live
Love
Learn
Hot singles in your area
5 million people already think it's wonderful, so
stop trying so hard.
It's like milk but made for humans,
the smooth taste of Budweiser.
Drink beer because you are stressed,
These are true and solid values - made richer, happier still with a glass of friendly
CLICK THIS IMAGE TO INSTANTLY DIE.
Be happy,
Go lucky,
Good news is coming, in Hedonism II, a superclubs all inclusive resort.
Standard features include lust, pride, and envy
Become an absolute meat monster
Only on our sin rewards card,
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Global warming is leaving many homeless
Now that we have your attention,
Time is running out!
Buy buy buy our Black Friday deals before the discounts are gone!
Buy happiness until
It's over.
We'll finish that for you.
Let's face it, nothing does it like
Pillsbury Hot Roll Mix
and Background screenings for safer online dating at a 50% discount.
In which of the following do you already have significant experience (check all that apply)?
Live
Love
Learn
Hot singles in your area
5 million people already think it's wonderful, so
stop trying so hard.
It's like milk but made for humans,
the smooth taste of Budweiser.
Drink beer because you are stressed,
These are true and solid values - made richer, happier still with a glass of friendly
CLICK THIS IMAGE TO INSTANTLY DIE.
Be happy,
Go lucky,
Good news is coming, in Hedonism II, a superclubs all inclusive resort.
Standard features include lust, pride, and envy
Become an absolute meat monster
Only on our sin rewards card,
become a member today!
Global warming is leaving many homeless
Now that we have your attention,
Time is running out!
Buy buy buy our Black Friday deals before the discounts are gone!
Buy happiness until
It's over.
Writer's Statement: Luke Park is a tenth grader attending The Lawrenceville School in New Jersey. His poems have been published and accepted in the Teen Issue of Inlandia, Hot Dish Magazine, The Juniper Institute, The Bookends Review, The Showbear Family Circus, and The Healing Muse.