What is a Spork?
By: Ashton Gingerich
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What is a spork?
Some say it is a utensil, “It’s both a spoon and a fork!” But it is surely not a pencil. What is a spork? It has quite the demeanor. It is used to eat pork, And maybe also a wiener. What is a spork? Does it break the norm? In places like New York It can even reform. What is a spork? A symbol of the duality of man. Joining together with torque The first in a lifespan. What is a spork? It’s stirring the nation. Traveling like a stork From station to station. What does it do? It pokes and prods. Starting a coup, Everything’s at odds. What does it do? It can scoop and stir. A nice bit of fondue For the spork connoisseur. What does it do? Other than the obvious. Can it teach you kung fu? Only to a Scorpius. What does it do? The perfect chimera. When they say yahoo, It’s the start of a new era. A spork is many things Like many people can be. And if the bell rings More will happen than anyone can foresee. |
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Writer's Statement: I was eating my breakfast with my favorite utensil and I thought about all of the amazingness of sporks and their possible deeper meanings.