Stranger In The City
By: Emma Bank
Walking in the big city
Seeing all the lights
Hearing all the loud sounds
Smelling all the delicious food that one would create.
But you know what,
The city isn’t all that to be hyped up for.
You know why?
(stammers) Probably not, but I’ll tell you.
You can’t make any friends here!
Rephrase that. YOU can, but not me!
Nobody wants to come up to me and say a simple “Hello, how are you, Charlie?”
You know what they do instead?
They freaking SCREAM their vocal cords out!
I thought I was going to go deaf the second I got out of my house!
God, I wish people had mute buttons.
Like these PEOPLE don’t even FLINCH when they hear fireworks, but the SECOND, the
goddamn SECOND their eyes lay on ME,
Holy Moly.
It is just the ambulance sirens times 10!
Is it really THAT scary to see a porcupine trying to have a nice and peaceful afternoon in the
city?
Seeing all the lights
Hearing all the loud sounds
Smelling all the delicious food that one would create.
But you know what,
The city isn’t all that to be hyped up for.
You know why?
(stammers) Probably not, but I’ll tell you.
You can’t make any friends here!
Rephrase that. YOU can, but not me!
Nobody wants to come up to me and say a simple “Hello, how are you, Charlie?”
You know what they do instead?
They freaking SCREAM their vocal cords out!
I thought I was going to go deaf the second I got out of my house!
God, I wish people had mute buttons.
Like these PEOPLE don’t even FLINCH when they hear fireworks, but the SECOND, the
goddamn SECOND their eyes lay on ME,
Holy Moly.
It is just the ambulance sirens times 10!
Is it really THAT scary to see a porcupine trying to have a nice and peaceful afternoon in the
city?